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Sonny Uppal
President... Webmaster... Local God

He's a complicated man, who no one understands, except his woman. Or lack thereof. Sonny Uppal, founder of the beloved GWX, has quite a history with the gaming website. Conceived in the outback of South Africa from the womb of a rabid kangaroo, he was born covered in some type of Chinese guacomole. He attributes this to the kangaroo eating Mexican food during its pregnancy. After several years of being whipped and harassed by slavetraders in the saltmines of Chile, he developed an undying love for one thing: the human ass. Getting himself banished and exiled from every other country, Sonny Uppal finally found his way to America.

Meeting up with a 13 year old pimp, Brian Williams, also known as "The Hung", in the urban streets of Georgia looking for work, Sonny secured a job as the local porta-potty. After getting sick of the taste of human excrement, he decided to look for another job.

With the love of games in one hand, and huge ambition in the other, Sonny decided to create a gaming website. After numerous eras in his lifetime, he's had his share in quite a few. From Final Fantasy Galaxy, to Kickme Version 2.0, GamingWorld I-IX, he's seen nothing but failure. Being a shithead the past few years, he's trying to finally set the record straight with GamingWorld X. With the help of his beloved Joe Mackie pounding him in the groin; the tight, mechanical, bittersweet ass of John Luedtke yanking his toenails; Craig's inability to shut the hell up; Greg Joachim's attempts to sexually harass the entire staff; and Miyuru Fernando's ability to do news for hours on end without food, water, or toilet, Sonny has himself one hell of a job here. Although it doesn't pay, he's dedicated to bring you the latest and most interesting gaming resource across the web.

Duties around the Site
Sonny handles the more managerial and technical aspect of running GamingWorld X... Hell, to be honest, we're not even sure what the hell he really does. He pops up occasionally to put up the occasional article and start an argument or two, but most of his time is spent playing games, exploring his "magical world", and digging up scraps of food thrown in the garbage at the local Burger King. We keep him around so the monkeys and little children stay calm.

Favorite TV Shows
Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and South Park.

Favorite Movies
Gladiator, Billy Madison

Favorite Word of the '1337'
'w00t!'

Quote
"Your half-ass is like four-asses of anyone else."
- Will English, the Plump

Favorite Genres All-Time Favorite Games

1. Role-Playing Games
2. First-Person Shooters
3.
Action/Adventure

1. Final Fantasy VII
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Super Metroid
4. Super Mario RPG
5. Medal of Honor: Allied Assault