He's a complicated man,
who no one understands, except his woman. Or lack thereof.
Sonny Uppal, founder of the beloved
GWX, has quite a history with the gaming website.
Conceived in the outback of South Africa from the womb
of a rabid kangaroo, he was born covered in some type
of Chinese guacomole. He attributes this to the kangaroo
eating Mexican food during its pregnancy. After several
years of being whipped and harassed by slavetraders in
the saltmines of Chile, he developed an undying love for
one thing: the human ass. Getting himself banished and
exiled from every other country, Sonny Uppal finally found
his way to America.
Meeting up with a 13 year old pimp, Brian Williams, also
known as "The Hung", in the urban streets of
Georgia looking for work, Sonny secured a job as the local
porta-potty. After getting sick of the taste of human
excrement, he decided to look for another job.
With the love of games in one hand,
and huge ambition in the other, Sonny decided to create
a gaming website. After numerous eras in his lifetime,
he's had his share in quite a few. From
Final Fantasy Galaxy, to Kickme Version 2.0, GamingWorld
I-IX, he's seen nothing but failure. Being
a shithead the past few years, he's trying to finally
set the record straight with GamingWorld X. With the help
of his beloved Joe Mackie pounding him in the groin; the
tight, mechanical, bittersweet ass of John Luedtke yanking
his toenails; Craig's inability to shut the hell up; Greg
Joachim's attempts to sexually harass the entire staff;
and Miyuru Fernando's ability to do news for hours on
end without food, water, or toilet, Sonny has himself
one hell of a job here. Although it doesn't pay, he's
dedicated to bring you the latest and most interesting
gaming resource across the web.
Duties around the Site Sonny handles the more managerial and technical
aspect of running GamingWorld X... Hell, to be honest,
we're not even sure what the hell he really does.
He pops up occasionally to put up the occasional article
and start an argument or two, but most of his time is
spent playing games, exploring his "magical world",
and digging up scraps of food thrown in the garbage at
the local Burger King. We keep him around so the monkeys
and little children stay calm.
Favorite TV Shows
Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and South
Park.
Favorite Movies
Gladiator, Billy Madison
Favorite Word of the '1337'
'w00t!'
Quote
"Your half-ass is like four-asses of anyone else."
- Will English, the Plump
Favorite
Genres
All-Time
Favorite Games
1.
Role-Playing Games
2. First-Person Shooters
3. Action/Adventure
1. Final Fantasy
VII
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Super Metroid
4. Super Mario RPG
5. Medal of Honor: Allied Assault